Hypochondriac Edit Meaning

1.

Somebody who always thinks there's something wrong with them physically and they always think they're ill or are in danger of becoming ill.

"*cough cough* Dude I think I'm dying..."

"Shut up you freakin' hypochondriac, you just have a cold"

See spaz, paranoid, irrational, scared

2.

a hypochondriac is someone who honestly thinks they need freakin' medicalattention for every cough, sniffle, or itch they have. this person will not fail to annoy the living crap out of you, about how positive they are that death is knocking at their door.

"my eye itches. im positive i have acute miloid lukemia and lung cancer."

"your such a freakin' hypochondriac dude."

See worry, psycho, worry-wart, nut

3.

Someone who constantly thinks he or she is sick or about to become sick.

Lisa thinks she has the Bird Flu, but she's just a hypochondriac.

See sick, ill, illness, hypochondria, health

4.

Someone who is really quite well, but with any sniffle or funny spot, they think they are dying of cancer/bird flu/aids. Or any other disease/s.

A good example is the guy in the movie Bandits. He listens to tapes of the definitions of illnesses to calm himself down.

"Omg, look at this freckle! Its kinda big, eh? Do you think its skin cancer?"

"Its dirt, dude. You're sucha hypochondriac!"

See sick, ill, bandits, cancer, bird flu, aids

5.

someone who is ALWAYS sick

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.

See babycakes, warts, amy, misses, kj