Hypocrite

What is Hypocrite?


1.

(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.

The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.

2.

someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing

A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"

B: "shut up, hypocrite!"

3.

1: A person who fails to practice what they preach

2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.

Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!

Kid: but your pic...

Man: Don't make me tell you twice!

See Pig Pen

4.

George W. Bush

Wow, that guy's a G Dub

See Laz

5.

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

See Smokey

6.

One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

See phony, false, corrupt, misdefined

7.

Someone who says that they would never do something or never be like someone, yet turns around and does the thing that they say that they will never do.

Someone who says that they can do something but fails to do what they say they can do.

Someone who is a fake.

Someone who tries to live up to standerds that they can not live up to.

Someone who says they hate something but when someone else says they like it, they turn around and say they like it too. (A follower)

A:"I hate wearing the color orange."

B:"Oh...orange is my favorite color."

A:"OMG! Me too, I totally agree."

B:"Your such a hypocrite."

See follower, liar, fake, liberal, wannabe


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