Hypocrites

What is Hypocrites?


1.

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

See Satan

2.

President George W. Bush

Bush:

Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"

But war? Hell yeah!

3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush

President Bush: The hypocrites love him

See bush, dubya, president, george, w

3.

Extending privileges to one party and denying the same privileges from another.

Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH

ME: Can I go to prom?

VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!

ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?

VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.

4.

a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.

Hypocrites: It's over

Me: Not cool

Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...

See asswipes, clowns, nutcase, loser, needy

5.

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.

hypocrites:

-John Kerry

-the popular kids at my skewl

-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!

hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:

white person: yo wat up my nigga?!

black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

See democrat, liars, assholes, bitch, cunt, fucker


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