What is Hypocritopotamus?
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This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.
The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!
Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
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