Hypovibrachondria

What is Hypovibrachondria?


1.

When you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but go and check and find out it wasnt.

Person 1: Wait there my phone's ringing.

Person 2: Ok.

Person 1: Thats odd i could of sworn I felt it vibrating.

Person 2: You're suffering from hypovibrachondria!

See phone, vibrate, 1, 2, hypo


51

Random Words:

1. The two carefully groomed strands of hair hanging down in front of the pullled-back-tight and over-gelled boganfemale hairstyle. Also se..
1. To jack off. Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed chi..
1. Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer. Hey, look at Cole he has a little..