Hypovibrachondria

What is Hypovibrachondria?

When you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but go and check and find out it wasnt.

Person 1: Wait there my phone's ringing.

Person 2: Ok.

Person 1: Thats odd i could of sworn I felt it vibrating.

Person 2: You're suffering from hypovibrachondria!

See phone, vibrate, 1, 2, hypo

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