Hypovibrachondria

What is Hypovibrachondria?

When you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but go and check and find out it wasnt.

Person 1: Wait there my phone's ringing.

Person 2: Ok.

Person 1: Thats odd i could of sworn I felt it vibrating.

Person 2: You're suffering from hypovibrachondria!

See phone, vibrate, 1, 2, hypo

Vag Off

1. telling someone to fuck off in disbelief or annoyance. cleo gets a wet willy from her friend: Cleo: " vag off ! " Izzy catc..

Dirty-hoes

1. The wonderful spicy goodness known to the common world as Doritos I can't wait to eat me some dirty-hoes... See Lala..

Punch Job

1. Essentially the same as a handjob, but the person performing the act engages in violent striking of the groin area. Ouch I got a punch ..

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