Hypo-vibro-chondria

What is Hypo-vibro-chondria?

When you think your phone is ringing in your pocket when it's on silent alert (vibrate)... but it's actually not.

Guy: Oh, my phone's ringing. *pulls out phone* Huh... maybe not. Coulda sworn it was vibrating.

Dude: I guess that's your hypo-vibro-chondria playing up again.

See phone, vibrate, mobile phone

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