Hypo-vibro-chondria

What is Hypo-vibro-chondria?

When you think your phone is ringing in your pocket when it's on silent alert (vibrate)... but it's actually not.

Guy: Oh, my phone's ringing. *pulls out phone* Huh... maybe not. Coulda sworn it was vibrating.

Dude: I guess that's your hypo-vibro-chondria playing up again.

See phone, vibrate, mobile phone

Zunzee

1. a drunk,bum,derelict etc Look at that zunzee drinking mad dog 2020 out of that paper bag..

Jizzmong

1. Someone who cannot jizz "Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong" See jizz, mong, jizzmong, cum, ejaculate, retard..

Dzien Dobry

1. Polish greeting, translates to "hello" "dzien dobry" "hello" See marie 2. Polish word for greeting so..

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