What is Hypster?
1.
A pretentious person with money, youth and a sense of cultural and intellectual superiority.
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People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.
Me: I spend too much time on clothes and old records. procrastination issues.
Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see
nike ) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.
Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I
wax dicks forhorse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.
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2.
The person responsible for selling or generating "hype" about a new idea or thing. The person behind a HUGE public relations push.
"That guy was selling his junk hard. What a total hypster!"
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