What is Hysen?
1.
Name connected to various afflictions of the bowels, intestinal tract, and anus. Such afflictions include, but are not limited to:
1. constipation with sporadic bouts of mudbutt
2. one with such a dirty dogan that assistance is required in the removal of dingleberries
3. the occasional appearance of intestinal worms
1. Dude, I feel like Hysen 'cause I gots the runs, but just yesterday I couldn't shit to save my life!
2. Damn, my dogan is so filthy that my girlfriend asked me if I was Hysen!
3. Man, whatever I just shit into the toilet looks like something that would come out of Hysen; it looked like a piece of gum that was stretched out reeealllyy long!!
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