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The proper title for a female pimp, as opposed to pimpette. Where a pimpette is a house cat, a pimpstress is a tiger. She's a bad..
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Making out in a movie theater.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.
I love when we have ferret sex :)
She makes me f..
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imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her abou..
