I Am Beowulf

What is I Am Beowulf?


1.

Succeeder of the now deprecated "This is Sparta."

Grendel: Who... are you?

Beowulf: I AM BEOWULF!

See this is sparta, sparta, beowulf, 300, deprecated


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