I Am Pregnate

What is I Am Pregnate?


1.

What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.

"Todd," (she refers to back of hand) "I'm pregnate!"

2.

The three scariest words know to any normal american teenager. holy shit its scary.

My girl was like "I am pregnate", and i was like "I am going to buy a gun and kill myself"


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