I Am Your Mom

What is I Am Your Mom?


1.

Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.

Connor, I am your mom.

2.

A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".

A: You're an idiot.

B: Your mom's an idiot!

A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.

See mum, mom, ya mom, your mom, your mum, ya mum, jampot

3.

Opposite of "I am your dad"

I am your mom. That's why.

4.

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

5.

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

See mom, mormon, tie, backpack, chicken

6.

What I am

your mom

See DaMan

7.

I am your mom.

your mom


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