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A term for reserving a seat.
Me: Quack Quack Seat Back.
You: Well, you can't reserve seats here.
Me: Well, shit in my purse!
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The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.
That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.
See anus, sex, mexico, l..
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a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationshi..