I Blame Fedex

What is I Blame Fedex?

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

See procrastinate, lazy, slacker, blow off, blame

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