I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

What is I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her?

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Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.

Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

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