I Can't Dance

What is I Can't Dance?


1.

1. Song by Genesis

2. Dance only performed by the truest.

3. Dance includes:

a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"

in the "I can't dance" lyric.

b. Slowly walking in a straight

line of about 4 people moving

each arm and leg forward at the

same time (e.g. right hand

forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"

See G

2.

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)

Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?

Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!


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