I Could Give Two Shits Edit Meaning

1.

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prickover there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

See Turd Burgaler

2.

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.

Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.

Jerome: What?

See retarded, idiots, fuckwits, dumbass