I Don't Know

What is I Don't Know?


1.

What do you think it means? Whats that? You don't know? OH MY GOD! YOU JUST WORKED IT OT!

Why the hell are you reading definitions of "I Don't Know"?

Man... I don't know!

2.

the three most helpful words in any relationship

who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.

where were you? you're late! i dont know

3.

A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.

"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"

"I don't know."

"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"

"I don't know."

"OK, NEXT!"

See stevie

4.

what student's always say when they don't study

Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?

Billy: I don't know

Teacher: That's right!!!

5.

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?

Abbot: No, Who's playing first.

Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.

Abbot: No, What is on second.

Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"

Abbot: Who's on first!

Costello: I don't know

Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

See costello, baseball, who, what, first, second

6.

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

See i, don't, know, kelso, foundation, sex

7.

Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeontelevision show You Can't Do That On Televisionthat, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person

- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"

- "I don't know."


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