I Don't Know If I Need A Shit Or A Haircut

What is I Don't Know If I Need A Shit Or A Haircut?

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Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!

(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

See confused, confusion, metaphor, rude, northern ireland

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