I Dropped My Burrito

What is I Dropped My Burrito?


1.

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

See burrito, dropping, trip, fall, bust, eat it


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