I Hate My Life

What is I Hate My Life?


1.

Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"

"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."

Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop

Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.

Joanne loses in Tetris

Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...

See suicide, can you not, lose, unhappy, sad, 881

2.

The opposite of "I love my life".

Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.

Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."

Friend 2: "I hate my life!"

Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"

Friend: "I hate my life"

You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"

3.

Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.

I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.

See i, hate, my, life, phrase, fuck, david, archuleta, goddamn, asshole

4.

I hate my life is an expression to show how after u did something wrong or stupid. It's not meaning anything with suicide at all so be mindful of parents hearing it.

You: ::drops book:: uhgg i hate my life

Person 1: we have a huge bio test tomorrow

Person 2: Not uh really?

Person 1: yea!

Person 2: uhhg i hate my life

See this sux, i love my life, im bored

5.

a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.

Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.

See death, joke


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