What is I Have A Wide Stance?
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Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."
Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
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