I Have A Wide Stance

What is I Have A Wide Stance?

1.

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"

Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"

Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"

Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

See guilty, excuse, sleazy, hypocrite, lie
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