What is I Have A Wide Stance?
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Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."
Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
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Food that is brought into a secure building. Such as Jail, Prison, Bording school, Detention ceneters, Drug and Alcohol treatment.
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a chick thats face is so hot that you just want to nut on it (nut-ter face) , but body sucks ass
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