What is I Have A Wide Stance?
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Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."
Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
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The constant pondering over and over again about an issue and not doing anything to resolve it.
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a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an orgasm
odi: i want an orgasmic donut!
jill: so do i!
phillip:wats dat?
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A Random funny insult meaning your face looks like a womans Uterus. Many will not know what you are talking about.
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