I Have No Time

What is I Have No Time?


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somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??

diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?

frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!

diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<

2 hours later

Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!

frank: arrg!! coming mother!!

See significant other, cheating, vacuum, cheat


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