What is I Have Two Cocks?
1.
A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
See
Random Words:
1.
These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refriger..
1.
(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo
Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a hand..