I Have Two Cocks

What is I Have Two Cocks?

1.

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!

Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL

Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

See iv, pwnage, amherst, umass
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