I Have X-ray Vision

What is I Have X-ray Vision?


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The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.

Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.

Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?

Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.

Girl: Ooooh weee!

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