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The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..
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When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine t..
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when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.
god that was an arse cruncher..