I Kissed A Girl

What is I Kissed A Girl?


1.

Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.

*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*

Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!

*Changes station*

Kid: ... wtf was I doing?

See shitty, crappy, horrible, bad, ew

2.

WORST. SONG. EVER.

If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.

If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.

If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.

By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.

:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.

Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!

Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.

Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.

Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?

Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.

-Silence-

Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*

See shitty, terrible, pain


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