I Know Boats

What is I Know Boats?


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a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.

guy loading people on to a boat

another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'

the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.

person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'

person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'

person 1 'i know boats'

See expert, full of it, dumb, stupid


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