What is I Loosened It For You?


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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?

Guy 2: Sure

<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>

Guy 2: I loosened it for you...

<As Guy 1 laughs>

See douchebag, jerkoff, dumbass, mayo, girlfriend, jar


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