I Love Boobs

What is I Love Boobs?


1.

The mating call of the rarely seen Italian Calvert Scaletti. This call can be heard while the male of this species is in heat, around beutiful females, or completely unprovoked. This call is normally followed by a low pitched "ahahahahaha" and a "duuude"

While on a nature hike a rare wop-chested Italian Calvert Scaletti lept from the bushes, took the anal virginity or Lawrence Van Tassel, and fled back into the woods chanting his mating call. All you heard as he galloped away like a lama in heat was "I LOVE BOOBS". I'll never forget that day and I'm pretty sure Lawrence won't either. With the saddamizing and all.


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