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hand job, being jerked off,
I felt like I was in eighth grade again when she pulled out the lotion and gave me a chicken wrap.
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adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.
"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massag..
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a pancake that has come back from the grave.
only a shotgun is strong enough to hold the zombie pancakes at bay. That or love.
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