I Me Be A Melon!

What is I Me Be A Melon!?


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When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"

man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"

man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

See melon, hair, shaved


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