What is I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem?


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A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...

Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.


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