What is I Never Promised You A Rose Garden?


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usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

See keepin it real, kick the real, fake, check yourself, truth


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