What is I Never Promised You A Rose Garden?
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usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
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First u have to paint a male miget in a mixture of cum(from at least 10 doners) and blue die (paint at least 3 coats)
then shove the mi..
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the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up
fuckin billy was being a shit ..
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Simply Means: Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while eating pie.
Jared:I got fired today dude!
Jeff: ROTFLMFAOWEP
Jar..
