I Owned Myself

What is I Owned Myself?


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What one says after intentionally bashing hisher self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!

Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

See Parasyte


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