I Owned Myself

What is I Owned Myself?

What one says after intentionally bashing hisher self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!

Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

See Parasyte

Zmobie

1. Like a zombie, but differnt in that a zmobie eats bairns instead of brains. Ahhh! The zmobies are coming! See zombie, bairns, brains, ..

I've Fallen And Cant Get Up

1. A girl takes a penis from behind while on the ground while giving hand jobs to men on the left and right, while blowing the man in the m..

Drag Your Wagon

1. to masturbate or beat your meat your a pervert, do you drag your wagon every day? See drag, wagon, masturbate, choke the chicken, wagg..

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