I Owned Myself

What is I Owned Myself?

What one says after intentionally bashing hisher self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!

Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

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Cheating Husband

1. "hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls a..

Xlr82dmax

1. A person who can come up with amazingly funny puns at blazingly rapid speeds. "That guy certainly xlr82dmax's to the punch li..

Zoonimal

1. Any animal affected by living in a zoo environment. All Humans living in cities are considered Zoonimals. The larger the city - the grea..

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