I Owned Myself

What is I Owned Myself?

What one says after intentionally bashing hisher self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!

Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

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Javaff

1. A javelin that is actually a staff AND a javelin. You can stab someone and smack them at the same time. Holy shit, I just got fucking s..

Minkless

1. To be without a mink (coat, shawl, etc.). This is to describe an event or function. Can you believe she had a minkless wedding? What wa..

Prostitussy

1. Refers to a prostitutes smelly vagina. Similar to Badussy, minus the booty & dick. Damb, bitch your fish smells like pussy; get yo..

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