I Read Your Email

What is I Read Your Email?


1.

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I

grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post

the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."


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