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The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
I have skid marks in my un..
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Another term for male ejaculation.
"Son! She had Cupid's Mace all in her eye it was GREAT!"
See sperm, semen, mace, cup..
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the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said ori..