I Shit You Not

What is I Shit You Not?


1.

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V

Lou: No fucking way

John: I shit you not

See honesty, for real, ceriously

2.

When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.

guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...

See i, shit, you, not, seriously


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