What is I Signed The Contract.?


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To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!

B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

See have, chance, work


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