I Swear

What is I Swear?

An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.

I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky

See dammit, dangit, shit, sonofabitch, grrrr

The Jizz

1. When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion. A: Would you have a t..

Jemainiac

1. Any fan of Jemaine Clement from the musical duo Flight of the Conchords Friend: Do you prefer Bret or Jemaine? You: I think Jemaine is..

Semper Fucked

1. Usually in the Marine Corps, semper fucked meaning that you have been shit on with a list of things to do, or got some really bad news a..

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