I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God

What is I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God?

1.

Usually said by drunks.

They think they're actually saying:

"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

79

Random Words:

Vulcan Hand Shake

1. verb. (sexual act) To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wa..

Dooded

1. to get totally wacked out and high to the point of having no control of yourself on caffein, tends to make everything funny and is achei..

Ratzenberger Theory Of Neuro-natural Selection

1. Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free