I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God

What is I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God?

1.

Usually said by drunks.

They think they're actually saying:

"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

79

Random Words:

Ditching Life

1. For one to kill themself as by suicide "I think today is the day I'm ditching life." See ditching, life, suicide, death..

Schlumper

1. A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick. Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?..

Omgsneeze

1. an expression used by somebody stuck in a sneeze attack or a sneezeiure (repetitively sneezing, usually 5 or more). usually said quick..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free