I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God

What is I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God?

1.

Usually said by drunks.

They think they're actually saying:

"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

79

Random Words:

Jigababy

1. A baby african american, also heard as Nigglet, but Jigababy just seems more satisfying to the ears. Fat dick: "Did you guys see t..

Feliniac

1. A feliniac is a person that loves felines, most of the time cats. kid 1: Hey look at that woman that has 20 cats in her house! kid 2: ..

Zimpel

1. A very ignorrant, asshole, backstabbing little immature son of a bun. They tell you every lie in the world because they say they're..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free