I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God

What is I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God?

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Usually said by drunks.

They think they're actually saying:

"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

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