I95 Syndrome

What is I95 Syndrome?


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The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knucklesand lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.

Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.

Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!

As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.

See speed limit, feeder, lead foot, cruise control, beer snob

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The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knucklesand lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.

Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.

Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!

As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.

See white knuckles, lead foot, expressway, autobahn, interstate, highway, Beer Snob


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