What is I Thumped Her Pumpkin?
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This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.
Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...
Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...
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An aversion to, or a morbid fear of rubber bands.
Aaron can't stand the sight of a pile of used rubber bands. The rest of us compe..
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jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.
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