I Thumped Her Pumpkin

What is I Thumped Her Pumpkin?

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This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.

Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...

Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...

See pumpkin, thump, sex, intercourse, fuck, fucking

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