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When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
man1:"hey have you had your ..
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Before you have sex with a woman, put tabasco sauce on the OUTSIDE of the condom, her pussy lips will be on fire in no time. If you want..
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When something is only worth having a quick wank (masturbation) over.
If it isn't worth a short wank, it becomes 'not even qu..