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Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.
Judith, do you have a band-aid?..
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The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around
That asshole pissed me off, so i..
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What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to t..
