I Was Drunk

What is I Was Drunk?


1.

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.


29

Random Words:

1. It's a fart while two homosexual men are licking each others anus clean. Rob took his time inhaling the sweet vumes coming from fr..
1. The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home..
1. To move or travel quickly or hastily with the assumption that, if possible, your tits would fly up over your face from the blinding spee..