I Was Drunk

What is I Was Drunk?

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

Couch Bomber

1. Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area That guy is so desperate, he bom..

Gaybitchasscheapofago

1. someone who thinks everyone is sooo rich a gaybitchasscheapofago would say "god their so rich."..

Howboutyadonta

1. how bout u dont "how bout u stop that" "howboutyadonta"..

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