I Was Drunk

What is I Was Drunk?

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

Jurinate

1. The act of urination within a courtroom or judges chambers. Especially if serving as a member of the jury. I jurinated in the magistrat..

Dooport

1. An anus that incurs frequent penetration, usually by objects/penises of an above-average size, resulting in a cavernous wide-open appear..

Jouryed

1. To be Jouryed is to get punched in the face and have your nose broken Holy moly dude. That boxing match was insane. You got Jouryed and..

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