What is I Was Hiking The Appalachian Trail.?
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Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.
Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?
Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.
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Extremely tight, ass-accentuatung pants.
"Those ankle-huggers make Dan's ass look nine miles wide."
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