What is I Was Hiking The Appalachian Trail.?
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Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.
Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?
Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.
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Someone who has strange fetishes like fucking in the middle of the road with your brother or sister covered in cream pie while the horse..
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..