What is I Was Hiking The Appalachian Trail.?
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Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.
Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?
Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.
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In the middle of sex with your partner you take off your condom, shit in it, and slap your partner in the face with the steamy hot dog.
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