What is I Was Hiking The Appalachian Trail.?
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Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.
Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?
Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.
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A cigarette for your ear. For non smokers. Created by the comic strip Dilbert.
While smoking eargarettes:
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?..