What is I Will Love You Forever?


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usually said by a dude, while going out.

usually a lie. usually believed though. usually ends in heart break. the average forever has always lasted three and 25/30 monthes (about a hundred days)

happens to all of us... we usually know it is a lie but are trapped in believing. then we get the name of a silly girl

week of going out(dude): baby i will love you forever and a day more trust me.

silly girl: forever?

dude: forever and a day more.

silly girl: awh babe i love you too forever!

three months later

dude: uhm we need to talk

silly girl(smiling): yeah i just was about to call you.

dude: i hope you wont be mad... i hope we can still be friends but...

silly girl(hectic):what... what are you saying?

dude: i think we should break up.

See love, lie, liar, dude, relationships


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