What is I Will Tear You A Second Cunt With My Thorny Cock?


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Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

See i will end you, sex it up, i love you


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