What is I Wish Disease?
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A mental illness in which the afflicted is compelled to respond to others' sentences by rearranging them in something similar to the following format:
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
Sam has "I Wish" Disease. He really starts to piss people off with it.
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
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A game created by male cheerleaders.
JIM- hey jorge you want to play paddlecock
Jorge- Yeah! BUT I get to be the paddle.
See paddle, ..
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A kid that makes cakes all day and eats worms and sand.
Hey guys, did you see that stupid Grant kid?..
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something that makes your buzz increase
John: Do you have a cigarette?
Bill: Yes, I do.
John: Can I bum one off of you?
Bill: Sure.
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